Even GTA VI Getting An Official Delay Is Somehow Exciting News

To put an emphatic close to the chapter on my discussion of Mario Kart in reference to my last article, I leave us with one final pearl of wisdom involving racing…it doesn’t matter if it’s an inch or a mile…the blue shell always catches up.


The face Charles Martinet, the voice actor of Mario
and gang makes when voicing Waluigi looks the exact
same as the face we all make when confronted with the fate that is the
blue shell

Based on the strength of my last write up, and the gratification I felt thereafter, I should honestly be taking a break today, but I figured injecting some mini-gaming thoughts never hurt anyone. The amount of news to discuss in this upcoming week in terms of gaming simply staggers me, which is nothing short of a delight. I giggle madly while shaking my head at just how batshit insane May is shaping up to be for gaming in general, but also just how unfathomably massive, nay…perhaps even “too big to fail” the GTA brand has become, as even news about a simple delay of the next GTA is headline worthy. I suppose more so due to the notion that we now have (assuming it doesn’t change) an *official* **final** release date for GTA VI, that being May 26th, 2026, per Rockstar themselves, and the gaming world couldn’t be more elated somehow. There are likely many reasons for the timing window involved, and many are running themselves ragged on ruminating on price, content, speculation on controversy, and many other still that are tea-spilling about why GTA VI may be a “savior” of sorts in relevance to the industry itself, which makes for a litany of awesome issues for us to discuss…when I have more time to do so.

I know what you must be thinking…



Until then.

~Pashford