PPDZTSD

Hey Gamers,

I was going to do a retrospective on Perfect Dark Zero today.

I Then Realized It Was Just A Moment Of PTSD Kicking In, And Shouldn't Be Indulged Further.

I Then Realized It Was Just A Moment Of PTSD Kicking In, And Forced Myself To Block It Out Immediately.

I didn’t hate every part of the game, but the Jungle level can suck filthy asshole for the rest of it’s days. Despite some mixed feelings about the cruel difficulty, the low level character quality, the awkward as shit level design, and the completely dated launch graphics…

…the game was okay.

Dude, I'm Serious.

Dude, I’m Serious.

I admit, this may still be the PTSD talking, but I feel like the game rests in some odd place of nostalgia, and I mean when you compare it to the original…

Like This Classic Moment...

Like This Classic Moment…

Vs This...I Guess Classic Moment...

Vs This…I Guess Classic Moment…

And…

Um...

Um…

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well…

TIME BELLIC?!?

TIME BELLIC?!?

Uhhhhh….

Confronting This Point Further Would Require A Leetle Bit Of Sabotage.

Confronting This Point Further Would Require A Leetle Bit Of Sabotage.

NO ELVIS, DON'T!

NO ELVIS, DON’T!


PD Halo

~Dust And Echoes

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